Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Tips for Boys

Okay if you have a girlfriend or want one then follow these tips. If you don't then you will probably end up dying all alone.
1. If a girl is cold then give her your jacket. (they will see that your not a heartless jerk)
2. If you want to get to now the girl look at her make up. (girls usually wear their favorite color as eye shadow. I know I do. If you have seen stomp the yard then you know what I'm talking about if you haven't THEN WATCH IT!!)
3. If you are dating a girl then don't go texting your ex or any other girls cause that's a dumb move.
4. Theses is probably the most important tip of them all NEVER FORGET HER BIRTHDAY OR ANY OF THAT KIND OF STUFF!!!(cause if you do then you are going to make her made then you will have to do something really special to make up of it.) ( this his hoe you will save your butt if you forget and she tells you just keep playing along that you didn't know then have a big surprise party made for her and then say you never forgot you had this planned all along.)
Okay there are 4 easy to follow tips. If you are a lonely loser then follow them. If you are a nerd (you shouldn't be single cause all nerds are HOT!!!) :)

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