Tips for Boys

Okay if you have a girlfriend or want one then follow these tips. If you don't then you will probably end up dying all alone.
1. If a girl is cold then give her your jacket. (they will see that your not a heartless jerk)
2. If you want to get to now the girl look at her make up. (girls usually wear their favorite color as eye shadow. I know I do. If you have seen stomp the yard then you know what I'm talking about if you haven't THEN WATCH IT!!)
3. If you are dating a girl then don't go texting your ex or any other girls cause that's a dumb move.
4. Theses is probably the most important tip of them all NEVER FORGET HER BIRTHDAY OR ANY OF THAT KIND OF STUFF!!!(cause if you do then you are going to make her made then you will have to do something really special to make up of it.) ( this his hoe you will save your butt if you forget and she tells you just keep playing along that you didn't know then have a big surprise party made for her and then say you never forgot you had this planned all along.)
Okay there are 4 easy to follow tips. If you are a lonely loser then follow them. If you are a nerd (you shouldn't be single cause all nerds are HOT!!!) :)

GRAMMYS

I really didn't watch the grammys so i am going to wing it. I didn't watch it because i was to busy sleeping! Well I think it was nice that Adele shared her spotlight with Whitney Houston's Ghost. Adele won 6 grammy awards. OOOOOH and Katy Perry had BLUE HAIR!!!! BLUE pink was bad enough but BLUE!! Well she is still my favorite singer! Well that's all I know about the grammys.

Lalalalauren

Lauren is my bestest friend ever!!!! She is funny and smart and a little on the weird side but who isn't? She is a good friend and always there when I need her. When I'm having guy problems she is always there cheering my up! Lauren is the BOSS!!!

BFFs!!!

Friends are always there
They always care
They make life fun
And help you get stuff done
We may fight
But we will make up by the end of the night
You are my best friend
And I know you'll be there till the end

Hurt

You put me through so much hurt

You treated me like dirt

I was nothing but nice

You were only nice twice

My love was never enough

But thanks to you I am tough

Just go away and never look back

Until you get your life on track

I'm done with you pushing me around

I;m done being pushed to the ground

Just go away

And remember this day

Poem 2

You made me sad
Sometimes even mad
I am done crying
I'm done trying
You will hurt me no more
So take your stuff and get out the door
I will never shed a tear
So don't even come near

Mr. Quiggly

My favorite commercial that features a French Bulldog in Skechers moon walking across the finish line. His name is Mr. Quiggly. The dog replaced Kim Kardashian for the commercial. The dog like starts behind and then comes out of nowhere and passes all the other dogs and leaves them in his dust. This dog is like my hero!!! In the commercial it's just a little tiny dog running faster then those racing doggies. If you haven't seen it don't worry I have it. I'm sorry if it doesn't work but it's always good to try.
Click the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTy3bpke74o

Poem

You were my only love
You made me fly like a dove
I wish you was here
I wish you were near
I hate that we are a part
Our love is like an art
Just keep looking at the moon
We will see each other you soon

When the Snow Melts

When The Ice Melts

By Nicole Horton

    The twins Jessica and Samantha were trapped in their house after there was a big snow storm. While everyone else was either stuck out work or at school. “Thank goodness the ice is finally starting to melt. We might actually get a chance to get out of this house.” said Jessica.

“Ya I know. I can’t believe that we had that bad of a snow storm that it trapped everyone in their house, works, and schools.” said Samantha.

    “So when do you think mom and dad are coming home?” ask Jessica.
    “I don’t know, I think when they get all the snow away from the front doors and they get all the cars dug out. Oh and don’t forget they still have to clear the streets.”
    “Well mom and dad are going to be mad when they find out that we didn’t go to school today.”
    “No they wont cause they aren’t going to find out.”
    “Yes they well. I mean HELLO we are here at home trapped inside what are we going to say?”
    “ We will just say that we couldn’t get the car to start and when we did it started to snow. We will say that we knew we were going to be late and by time we were ready to leave the snow was so high that we couldn’t get out.”
    “That’s pretty good. They might actually believe that.”
    “Ya well I’m going upstairs and back to bed cause by looking at how high the snow is it’s going to be awhile before anyone get here.
    “Ya I think I will the same I am so tired.”

The twins headed off to bed. Trying to pass the time before anyone got home. There was no electricity. No heat. No lights. It was really cold inside their house and it was hard for them to sleep. The girls finally got to sleep. When they woke up they realized that that there was almost a path to their front door.

    “Jessica mom and dad are almost to the door. What are we going to do?”
    “Just play it cool. Hey look the lights are back on.”
    “Good go turn the heater on cause it’s cold”
    “Okay and when mom and dad get inside let me do the talking and you go along okay?”
    “Okay now hurry.”
The snow had melted enough so everyone one around town was starting to get out and heading home.
    “Hey mom. Hi dad. I’m so glad your here.” said Samantha.
    “Samantha? Jessica? Why are you guys still here?” asked there mom.
    “Well it’s a long story we will tell you over a hot cup of hot coco.” said Samantha.
    “Okay that sounds great it’s cold in here.” said there dad
    The girls told their parents the story. Their parents believe them so they didn’t get in trouble. By the next day the snow was getting smaller and smaller. There were piles of snow every where. The twins didn’t have school the next day because the snow was still every where. But the snow was finally starting to melt.